I’m actually a new type of faggot they’re testing out
Sam | 28 | Pan/Ace | She/Her
I write fic and make art.
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I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit
Clout
London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
bongs at croydon
there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid
I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money
£3.50?
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don’t. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
I must have a danger sense. I got the sudden urge to clean my apartment and not 10 minutes later my mother was like, “I’m outside of your place!!!”
I’m fucking sorry? what?
hello????
TO THE DEATH! TO THE DEATH! TO THE DEATH! TO THE DEA






